8 Sad Girls A handmade book featuring ball point pen drawings of girls in sad situations. Front and back cover Book opened up Book opened up I’m sad because my umbrella’s polka dots are actually holes. I’m sad because only bears seem to like me. I’m sad because I threw my kitten into a desert and now I want it back. I’m sad because my family sold me at our garage sale. I’m sad because my head is more rectangular than spherical. I’m sad because an army of bunnies has been after me for years. I’m sad because a giant robot crushed my lemonade stand. I’m sad because whenever I smile, I still look like I’m frowning.